Why don't women know how to ski?
Because it doesn't snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.
What's the difference between a woman and a pay phone?
You need a quarter to use a pay phone.
Why can't Hellen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
What do you call a woman with one black eye?
A quick learner.